BBC News - Gang warfare kills 33 in Monterrey, Mexico
Gone are those wonderful Summer's of heading to Monterrey Festival, hearing great bands and getting stoned in Peace. How times change. Now, in the uk, we all just stay home and after directing wifie to wire things up, well electricity can be dangerous, we play a free pirated concert video on the computer which is hooked up to our widescreen TV's. It in turn or in series (technical stuff here) is hooked up to the AUX channel on the stereo for better sound. You do it as a public service for your neighbours who may not get as much state benefit as you do because they work!! Set up the faux leather reclining chair just right and light up a huge spliff, prepared earlier, by wifie, without the need to travel or be shagged by the TSA.
The only hard part, due to the rise of Feminism and the wommuns movement, is training the wifie to be a roadie, electrician, spliff roller and to put a nice cold beer in your empty hand when you raise it up out of the smoke cloud.!! Another handy thing to have close by is either a grenade launcher or a light mortar attached to the coffee table for stability purposes, to try and hit the smoke alarm that the nanny state has forced you to have on the wall! Blowing them up is much more fun than just taking out the battery. You can always Google wall plastering and repair 101 for something for wifie to read and learn while knitting or in labour!!
What does the above have to do with Drug Wars? Well they are so macho in Mexico that they just shoot the wumin that dosn't do the job properly and replace them. We should have this system in the Uk. Also in many family households, it is an ever continuing War for parent's to find their kid's drug stashes and vice versa should they run out and wifie is unavailable to go and get some more and bring it home in an Avon bag from the neighbourhood dealer!!
Gone are those wonderful Summer's of heading to Monterrey Festival, hearing great bands and getting stoned in Peace. How times change. Now, in the uk, we all just stay home and after directing wifie to wire things up, well electricity can be dangerous, we play a free pirated concert video on the computer which is hooked up to our widescreen TV's. It in turn or in series (technical stuff here) is hooked up to the AUX channel on the stereo for better sound. You do it as a public service for your neighbours who may not get as much state benefit as you do because they work!! Set up the faux leather reclining chair just right and light up a huge spliff, prepared earlier, by wifie, without the need to travel or be shagged by the TSA.
The only hard part, due to the rise of Feminism and the wommuns movement, is training the wifie to be a roadie, electrician, spliff roller and to put a nice cold beer in your empty hand when you raise it up out of the smoke cloud.!! Another handy thing to have close by is either a grenade launcher or a light mortar attached to the coffee table for stability purposes, to try and hit the smoke alarm that the nanny state has forced you to have on the wall! Blowing them up is much more fun than just taking out the battery. You can always Google wall plastering and repair 101 for something for wifie to read and learn while knitting or in labour!!
What does the above have to do with Drug Wars? Well they are so macho in Mexico that they just shoot the wumin that dosn't do the job properly and replace them. We should have this system in the Uk. Also in many family households, it is an ever continuing War for parent's to find their kid's drug stashes and vice versa should they run out and wifie is unavailable to go and get some more and bring it home in an Avon bag from the neighbourhood dealer!!
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