News

It isn't much of a news day, so I think I'll just make some up. Well it works for the big media!!!!!!

mADDona.

Madge has been studying Caballah for many years. She has now had a sex change in order to become a Rabbi.

Micky Jackson

He is not dead! He has moved to Rwanda to say with relatives of Bubbles the chimp.

Elvis.

He is working as a greetter in ASDA in Linwood, Renfrewshire and did not die in a plane crash.

Buddy Holly

Is playing Cricket in India now. Geddit???

Amsterdam Errupts!

Pot smoking is to be banned in Holland.