Art

A lone thief broke off a gate padlock, then broke a window and entered the Musee d' Art Moderne in Paris last night stealing several paintings worth about 500 million Euros. Paintings by Picasso, Henri Matisse, George Braque, Ferdinand Leger and Amedeo Mondigliani, were the haul.

Video cameras show only one person involved, so who fell asleep???! Or was it a security guard on a fag break? Why were Police not called immediately? Sacre Bleu, Mon Dieu, Sut Alors!!

Send for Clueseau !!!

These paintings are so well known so there are three possibilities. 1) Stolen to order 2) Stolen for Insurance Reward 3) Stolen because it appears that it was just so easy!!!

If offered any of these down the pub at the weekend please contact me as I need to replace my big muriel on one wall and the three ducks in flight on da udder wall!!!