World Cup Couches

It is nearly World Cup time, again. Scotland, of course, ain't playing and so our BRITISH broadcasting Corporation and others will be telling us all about the English team. Will Posh Spice Beckom be playing? Well if he ain't too busy, he will." Then he will join the commentary team when England lose. It is all arranged. All sorted.

The first game England v America has the added spice of a terrorist attack on the Yankee imperialist footie players. Or just blow up the whole stadium with a mini atom bomb. Cue the roadside scanner units. "Excuse me Sir, would you like to enter this van in order to see if you have a bomb up yer kilt.!" Push button in sporran/kaftan,burqua, up goes van!

Of course, we in Scotland, will be fully supporting the English team while we eat our pies and down our supermarket cases of lager. Just watch for the World Cup deals coming soon!! Bingo company profits will soar as women leave home to get away from the footie. Tuperware, Avon and naughty knicker parties will be booked up.

When it is all over things will go back to normal. Supermarket case of lager, hire a DVD and order a takeaway. The couch will still be the most important place in your home whatever happens.