Get the extra beer ordered!! More crisps and mini snacks too.
We gonna have a War in August in High Definition Helmetcam from reporters Joe Rifle and Priscilla R.P.G. Hand-Granade via the internet from a white painted motorhome on the front line. Well white gives a better back drop for stand up reporting!!! Makes an easier target (occupational hazard) but you can always buy another one from Army surplus and reporters are everywhere!!! War is a ratings War, after all.
We could have got another hour of broadcast time with the Saddam statue being pulled down. We could have done street interviews, had spot polls or even sold more rope! But that Army guy used a Humvee to do the job.
Sit back in your re-clining chair and watch the bomb flashes in HD Colour on big screen TV and hear the explosions in super surround sound from your home cinema unit. Coming soon. Upgrade to 3D War if it goes on past Xmas. Oops! Gosh! sorry, can I still say Xmas??? Well after the mid winter solstice then okay, ya!!!
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