This last weekend has been a whopper. It was my ex wife's birthday, where ever she is. Who knows or cares cause I don't. There was a wedding in London that Annabel Goldsmith, Diana's best pal, didn't get an invite to and is fizzing mad and plotting revenge.. Earl Spencer didn't give a boring speech. Wills and Kate became Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Libyan Ambassador is asked to leave the country and the Syrian Ambassador has his wedding invite cancelled. Bumpy produced a hilarious birth certificate and Donald Trump decided to run for president after being slagged off by Bumpy. The E.U. banned herbal remedies in Europe. Freddie Gadfly's son is killed in a no fly zone bombing raid. Hitler died in a bunker, in Berlin, a while ago. Pope is made half a saint. China introduced a smoking ban but forgot about penalties for smoking !! About as good as a wet fag !! Sony apologised for losing up to 77 million peoples identity details and thanked the Press for the free adverts all of last week. Whispering Ted Low dies. He was famous for snooker commentary which woke folk up during the games. Sir Henry Cooper, who decked Mohammed Ali, died.
Oh and Sammy Bin Liner might have been killed.
Oh and Sammy Bin Liner might have been killed.
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