These are the predictions from Australia about headlines in next year's papers plus a few of mine own too!
Camilla Parker Bowels announces she is pregnant.
Wills calls off the wedding as he is on duty that day and can't get a swop because all the guys are going to a wedding.
Aliens land in Central Park, New York looking for John Lennon.
The Beatles reform and do a World Tour. Ringo plays with his arms in plaster.
Bob Dylan decides to run for President.
Deep Purple buy Mount Rushmore and change the heads to the band members
Stephen Hawking gets twin turbos for that fab electric chair that he whizzes about in.
Obama produces a birth certificate with the ink still wet.
Theresa May, the sacked British ex Home Secretary buys the shoe collection of Emelda Marcos and opens a market stall.
All reality TV Shows are banned.
Jeremy Clarkston get through a whole Top Gear show without insulting anybody.
All newsreader are told to read news in the nude as their cloths and jewels are distracting the one viewer left who believes a word that they say.
Foxnews Good Morning America's couch collapses mid show and no one notices.
Justin Beirberarubber and Willow Smythe do a remake of "Summer Love" originally done by John Revolving and Olivia Newts and toads.
Dani and Kylie Manure do a centre fold with cloths on for Naturism Today. (Geddit?)
More from the asylum later after I take my meds. Nurse, "why is this door locked?"
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