The Great Violin Robbery

So this virtuoso fiddle player is wondering about in London with her fiddle in the case. She puts the fiddle down to pick her nose or whatever and low and behold the fiddle is off!!!!

It turns out that the fiddle was made my Stradivarious or somebody similar and is worth £1.2 million.!!!!!

So what do the thieves do with a fiddle that they can't get rid of? Well they should have thrown it on the fire but they didn't. Three guys have been caught and charged with the fiddle snatch.

Whether they tried for a ransom reward is uncertain. You can just see the notes. "If you don't leave £500,000 in pound coins in a small!! bag in the third bin from the main gate of Regent's Park on a wet Tuesday in July then we will cut the G String off."

"If we don't get the money we will post a utube movie of us busking to Dexy's Midnight Runners hit 'Come on Ilene.' Featuring your fiddle. By the way we painted it pink as we did not like the varnish."

Now that they have been caught the fiddle will be impounded for evidence and will be left lying on a dexion metal shelf in some Police Station in London until the trial is over. With appeals this could be about five years!! So if her fiddle was not mellowed in by now it sure will be by then!!!!

Personally I would put her in jail for wandering about with a £1.2 million fiddle!!!