World Cup

Well there ain't much news so I'll just make some up! Well it works for other news outlets !!!???!!

!. The Queen is pregnant . 2. Nelson Mandella will play the full 90 minutes of the first game.

3. Pope says Viagra should have instructions ! 4. Suzan Boyle engaged to Rod Stewart.

5. The RAF have ordered 4 new Spitfires in case jet fuel goes up any higher in price.

6. German Luffwaffe have apologised for bombing ma Grannies chip shop during the War.

7. make it up yersell !!!