Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Reaper

So the Grim Reaper is going to the Middle East war zones with the operators sitting in Las Vegas doing their shift of killing,bombing and maiming followed by diner and a show with a little craps afterwards! In general, they can work on their tan, without fear of snipers, unless, of course, they are involved with married women! Then a Reaper pilot may have problems.
I can just see their regiment badge. Two dice, a crap table and a long cool screwdriver!
Still the money saved in "war zone" pay will help a lot. Well you cannot expect danger money if you are sitting in Las Vegas now can you? The money saved on R and R and on the flight transportation costs of flying personel to and fro will be huge.
You can just see the young pilots awaiting their asignments saying, "am I going to a War Zone,Sir?" The reply being, "Nope, your going to Vegas!!!!" "Would every third weekend off suit you okay?"
No doubt, the Predator will be sold on to local law enforcement so that they can quitely cruise the skys over you town or city and see everything via their infrared. Police car chases will be a thing of the past as if you do a runner they will just call in a Predetor and "shoot" you off the road! This will be much safer for the police officers and they will need far fewer repairs to the police vehicles which they now use to ram runaway drivers.
What a wonderful world. "Pass the chips, dear, Predator channel is on now."

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