Twitter crashes for hours and service remains spotty for millions of users

Twitter crashes for hours and service remains spotty for millions of users | Mail Online

Was Twitter taken down by the folks at Denver Colorado who didn't appear to turn u to sacrifice a child, despite Stew Webbs's announcements?   As with Drake, Stew fails to deliver as lady Dragon in Canada will do as they all will do.
I have given up believing that any cabal arrests will happen and it will be the same old routine that continues, until the next outpourings of the disgruntled arise in about thirty years or so..