BBC News - New US strikes in Iraq after IS Foley video
I was looking at my crystal balls last night and I saw a Court case. The Americans had found the guy in the video who appears to be beheading a person. They had to drop 32 nukes, invade 30 countries kill 20 million people but like the mounties the Feds got their man!!
So the guy is in the witness box.........
lawyer did you behead James Foley?
guy no I cut the head off a rubber doll and forgot the blood 'cause the others were using the tomato sauce on their halal burgers.
lawyer but we have a video....
guy it is fake, honest
lawyer honest you say, But you said you did, it now you say you didn't (cue music)
guy I lied
Lawyer guy admits he lies strike all of his evidence
judge okay let's jut hang him anyway !!
Defence but but why?
Judge bad acting and poor make up artistry
I was looking at my crystal balls last night and I saw a Court case. The Americans had found the guy in the video who appears to be beheading a person. They had to drop 32 nukes, invade 30 countries kill 20 million people but like the mounties the Feds got their man!!
So the guy is in the witness box.........
lawyer did you behead James Foley?
guy no I cut the head off a rubber doll and forgot the blood 'cause the others were using the tomato sauce on their halal burgers.
lawyer but we have a video....
guy it is fake, honest
lawyer honest you say, But you said you did, it now you say you didn't (cue music)
guy I lied
Lawyer guy admits he lies strike all of his evidence
judge okay let's jut hang him anyway !!
Defence but but why?
Judge bad acting and poor make up artistry
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