How unlucky can a person get? One day he is sitting on the bank of a river trying to spear a couple of fish with no money worries, no mortgage or school fees. Never having to keep up with fashion and can't even tell the time!
Idyllic!
Then some twat finds you and gives you the cold, gives the kids measles, tells the wives to get their kit on and shows them the home shopping catalogue! Informs the kids about Santa and tells us all to "come to Jesus " or else the napalm and agent orange will rain down from above and give them a good smite and defoliate your daughters, oops sorry trees. The other one is the Peace Corp.
The chief, of course, will get a Cadillac for the jungle paths and asked the burning question, "you got any OIL chief?" How would he know, but he should say "yes,loads" and take the money and run leaving them to find it or out as the case may be.
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